30 Witty Matrimony Memes for the Married Soul (July 6, 2023)

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    Happy - Still embarrassing their kids after 41 years of marriage. Museurn of ass
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    Human - My husband and I negotiating with our kid about how many more bites are needed before he's finished dinner 211 @AntsyButterfly
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    Smile - Mom's: Don't do that you could get hurt Dad's: @jacana_mommy "Try to go even higher next time!"
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    Smile - Parents trying to figure out if they should pay for summer camp or pay the mortgage @shepensblog < @shepensblog
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    Font - Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 Instead of my husband asking me what I want to watch, he asks me what I want to fall asleep to & that pretty much sums up a marriage.
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    Font - Coley @Coley Tangerina In every partnership, there is a person who stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect and a person who stacks the dishwasher like a racoon on meth.
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    Font - Marriage And Martinis @MarriageMartini I told my husband for Father's Day this year I was going to get one of those portable dumpsters in our driveway and give him 24 hours to throw out whatever he wants in the house, and I swear I've never seen him so happy in my twenty years of knowing him. Now I'm really scared.
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    Purple - Greeting my family as the new me when my PMS starts. @stay.at.homies
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    Glasses - Husband: Laughs Me: First day of my period, "What's so funny?" 6 alap @jacana_mommy
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    Cartoon - Kids trying to avoid bedtime: "IJuSt WaNNa GiVe ThE cAt A hUg" q 77
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    Smile - When my husband reminds me about my diet while I'm having a midnight snack @thehiddensnacksmama
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    Glasses - When my husband makes any kind of appointment for the kids A you did it. you crazy son of a bh, you did it
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    Art - Me sick with the gnarliest stomach flu Spicydicastermama So, what is the plan for dinner?
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    Cat - When my husband and I are both hungover but he sneaks away for a nap while I was with our kids @spicydisastermama
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    Vertebrate - When u wanna take a cozy nap or be left alone for 7 and a half months IG: davie_dave B
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    Water - Me on the way to do it my damn self after asking for help three times. IG @thatmidwestmom
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    Purple - Me: Time to go. You dressed? My toddler: @themarvelousmrsmom www
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    Organism - My wife before we go out My wife after a few drinks I AM THE FLAMINGO QUEEEEEEEN!!
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    Hairstyle - My family when I ask them where dirty clothes go. 9 @stay.at.homies
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    Sleeve - Me getting out of the shower e-goaskyourdad My husband
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    Sleeve - When your husband calls from upstairs and says he "has something to show me" @kiss_my_memes [LOOKS AT NACHOS I'M BUSY P
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    Forehead - Husband: Thank goodness he didn't have another nightmare last night. Wife *who was up from 1-2 am with the toddler: @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Forehead - My husband: I don't like drama Also my husband when I text him with gossip: of @oneawkwardmom Oh no she didn't!
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    Shoe - Walking by my husband like I didn't just drop $300 at Target
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    Dog - Me doing my taxes: I have a child
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    Sleeve - me: I'm going to target my husband: I'll come with #Schitts Creek @thatmidwestmom I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA
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    Bird - Me: I'm FINE! Also me: @momming_glory
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    Purple - Me greeting the Amazon delivery driver @shepensblog Until we meet again.
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    Rectangle - Takeout saves marriages. IG: @shepensblog
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    Font - Henpecked Hal My wife is fed up How do you roast a cobbler? What? No. First of all, you HAVE to use a recipe Look in my desserts binder by the microwave Use the peaches, not the apples, because the peaches are starting to go bad Check in the cabinet by the fridge for most of the spices you'll need PREHEAT the oven! Keep an eye on the timer. Don't let it burn. I hate you You make fun of his shoes.

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